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Monday, January 05, 2004

Redneck Nativity (from a transplanted Northerner, obviously!)

In a small Southern town there was a Nativity scene that showed that great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets. Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left. At a Quick Stop on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets.

She exploded into a rage, yelling at me. "You darn Yankees never do read the Bible!"

I assured her that I did but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible. She jerked her Bible from behind the counter, ruffled thru some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage.

Sticking it in my face she said, "See, it says right here, 'The three wise men came from afar.'"

posted by Gary  # 1/05/2004 12:26:00 AM
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