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Friday, January 02, 2004

Procrastinator's Calender

NEG--FRI--FRI--FRI--THU--WED--TUE
8------7-----6-----5-----4-----3-----2
16----15---14----12----11---10----9
23----22---21----20----19---18---17
32----30---28----27----26---25---24
39----38---37----36----35---34---33

1. This is a special calendar for handling rush jobs. All rush jobs are needed yesterday. With this calendar, a job or project can be ordered on the 7th and delivered on the 3rd.

2. Many companies set Friday deadlines, so there are three Fridays in every week. This is also beneficial for those persons who are paid on Fridays.

3. There are eight new days added to each month, to allow for month-end panic jobs.

4. There is no 1st of the month, thus avoiding late delivery of the previous month's last-minute panic jobs.

5. Monday morning hangovers are abolished, along with non-productive Saturdays and Sundays.

6. A new day -- Negotiation Day -- has been introduced keeping the other days free for uninterrupted panic.

Contributed by: Laura Schooler Baxter

posted by Gary  # 1/02/2004 11:53:00 PM
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