Humor & Story BLOG

Humor & Stories To Make Your Day

Sunday, January 11, 2004

Good Point

An old Native American wanted a loan for $500. The banker pulled out the loan application and asked, "What are you going to do with the money?"

"Take jewelry to city and sell it," was the response.

"What have you got for collateral?"

"Don't know collateral."

"Well that's something of value that would cover the cost of the loan. Have you got any vehicles?"

"Yes, 1949 Chevy pickup."

The banker shook his head, "How about livestock?"

"Yes, I have a horse."

"How old is it?"

"Don't know, has no teeth."

Finally the banker decided to make the $500 loan. Several weeks later the old man was back in the bank. He pulled out a roll of bills, "Here to pay." he said. He then handed the banker the money to pay his loan off.

"What are you going to do with the rest of that money?"

"Put in teepee."

"Why don't you deposit it in my bank," he asked.

"Don't know deposit."

"You put the money in our bank and we take care of it for you. When you want to use it you can withdraw it."

The old Indian leaned across the desk, "What you got for collateral?"

posted by Gary  # 1/11/2004 11:46:00 PM
Comments: Post a Comment

Archives

12/2003   01/2004   02/2004   03/2004   04/2004   05/2004   06/2004   07/2004   08/2004   09/2004   11/2004   12/2004   05/2005   09/2006   05/2010  

About this site
Copyright © 2010 - Kura Trading Company. All rights reserved.
Comments?  Suggestions? webmaster@kuratrading.com
 
This page is powered by Blogger. Isn't yours?