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Wednesday, January 14, 2004

Ads that needed some proofreading

- Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
- Nice parachute. Never opened. Used once.
- Nordic Track $300. Hardly used. Call Chubby.
- Open house: Body shapers toning salon. Free coffee and doughnuts.
- Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.
- Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.
- Snowblower for sale. Only used on snowy days.
- Stock up and save. Limit one.
- Vacation Special: Have your home exterminated.
- Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
- And now, the Superstore — unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.
- Christmas tag-sale: Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.
- Dog for sale: Eats anything and is fond of children.
- Georgia Peaches, California grown.
- For Sale by owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica 45 Volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything.

posted by Gary  # 1/14/2004 03:55:00 PM
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