Where's The Baby?

For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his
first-grade teacher about the baby brother or
sister that was expected at his house.

One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the
movements of the unborn child. The six-year
old was obviously impressed, but made no
comment.

Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher
about the impending event. The teacher finally
sat the boy on her lap and said, "Tommy,
whatever has become of that baby brother or
sister you were expecting at home?"

Tommy burst into tears and confessed,
"I think Mommy ate it!"