Sunday, December 28, 2003


Speeding And All The Fish

A man was speeding down the highway, feeling
secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same
speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he
got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was
pulled over.

The officer handed him the citation, received his
signature and was about to walk away when the
man asked, "Officer, I know I was speeding, but I
don't think it's fair - there were plenty of other cars
around me who were going just as fast, so why
did *I* get the ticket?"

"Ever go fishing?" the policeman suddenly asked
the man.

"Ummm, yeah..." the startled man replied.

The officer grinned and added,
"Ever catch *all* the fish?"

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