Wednesday, December 31, 2003


College Humor

A fellow walks into a restaurant, orders a drink and asks the waiter if he'd like to hear a good USC joke.

"Listen Buddy," he growled. "See those two big guys on your left? They are both linemen on the USC football team. And that fellow on your right is a world-class wrestler for USC. That guy in the corner is USC's all-time champion weight lifter. And I lettered in 3 sports at USC. Now, are you absolutely sure you want to go ahead and tell your joke here?"

"Nah, guess not," the man replied. "I wouldn't want to have to explain it 5 times."

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