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Tuesday, March 02, 2004

Childbirth witness

Due to a power outage at the time, only one paramedic responded
to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Katelyn,
a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could
see while he helped deliver the baby.

Very diligently, Katelyn did as she was asked. Momma Heidi pushed
and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born. The paramedic
lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor
began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Katelyn for her help and asked the
wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

Katelyn quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in
the first place. Smack him again."

posted by Gary  # 3/02/2004 11:32:00 AM
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