Billy Graham is "on the road" again…
Billy Graham had just finished a tour of the Florida East Coast and was taking a limousine to the airport. Having never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for a while. Well, the chauffeur didn't have much choice, so he got in the back of the limo and Billy took the wheel.
Billy turned onto I-95 and accelerated to about 90 MPH. WHAM! The blue lights of the State Highway Patrol flashed in his rear view mirror. He pulled over and a trooper came to his window.
When the trooper saw who it was, he said, "Just a moment, please, I need to call in."
The trooper radioed in and asked for the chief.
"I have a REALLY important person pulled over and I need to know what to do." The chief replied, "Who is it, not Teddy Kennedy again?"
The trooper said, "No, even more important."
"It isn't Governor Jeb Bush, is it?" asked the chief.
"No, even more important," replied the trooper.
"It isn't the President George W. Bush, is it?"
"No," replied the trooper, "even more important."
"Well, WHO in the WORLD is it?!" screamed the chief.
The trooper responded: "I don't know for sure but I think it might be Jesus, because his chauffeur is Billy Graham!"
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"Life is the only game in which the object of the game is to learn the rules." -- Ashleigh Brilliant