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Friday, May 28, 2004

Feeling sluggish?

You're not a kid anymore when ...
* The only reason you're awake at 4 a.m. is indigestion.
* You are proud of your lawnmower.
* 8 a.m. is your idea of "sleeping in."
* People call you at 8 p.m. and ask: "Did I wake you?"
* Your high school diploma is the color of buttermilk.
* Nobody ever tells you to slow down.
* You've seen Halley's Comet ... twice.
* You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

posted by Gary  # 5/28/2004 02:35:00 PM
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