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Sunday, February 22, 2004

More kids' views about men and women

How Does A Person Decide Who To Marry?

"You flip a nickel, and heads means you stay with him and tails means you try the next one."
Kally, age 9

"You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming."
Allan, age 10

How Can a Stranger Tell if Two People are Married?

"You might have to guess based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids."
Derrick, age 8

"Married people usually look happy to talk to other people."
Eddie, age 6

What Do You Think Your Mom and Dad Have in Common?

"Both don't want no more kids."
Lori, age 8

How to Make a Marriage Work

"Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck!"
Ricky, age 7

"If you want to last with your man, you should wear a lot of sexy clothes.... Especially underwear that is red and maybe has a few diamonds on it."
Lori, age 8

Getting Married for a Second Time

"Most men are brainless, so you might have to try more than one to find a live one."
Angie L., age 10

How Would the World Be Different if People Didn't Get Married?

"There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?"
Kelvin, age 8

posted by Gary  # 2/22/2004 08:44:00 PM
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